He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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