Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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