are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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