The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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