whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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