she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Sorry my hands just texted you
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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