your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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