best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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