I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
