Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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