playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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