Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Randomize
