It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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