I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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