just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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