That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
it's like iHOP with fire
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Houston, we have a squirter
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Randomize