Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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