we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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