The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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