brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
and you fell through a lawn chair
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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