once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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