Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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