pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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