You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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