the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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