i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
