Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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