Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.