Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I think people are normalizing furries
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