Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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