i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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i've created a new STD.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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