this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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