I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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Come see our sink grown plant.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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