Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom

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(216): View more from Ohio

So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab

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(207): View more from Maine

I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.

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(561): View more from Florida

His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.

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(323): View more from California

Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.

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(515): View more from Iowa

We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.

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(816): View more from Missouri

The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.

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(734): View more from Michigan

She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it

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