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• (248): View more from Michigan

  with your own penis?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Ppl just aren't as funny as we are

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him

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• (818): View more from California

  Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend

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  Yeah but those French chicks did get naked

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• (949): View more from California

  I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.

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