I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Swine flu is the new snow day.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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