just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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