Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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My vagina is officially offended.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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