And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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