what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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