I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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