What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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