I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
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billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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