My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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