i need an iv and a liver transplant
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
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Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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