I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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