I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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