Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
My bed is full of blood and feathers
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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