i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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