Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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