Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I party with great urgency now.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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