Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
