New invention idea: vibrating tampons
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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