im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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