My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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