Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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