I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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