he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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